By Chris Wright
Without a club since being let go by Anderlecht last summer, former Netherlands international Demy de Zeeuw has taken to the lonely hearts columns (sort of) in a desperate bid to find himself gainful employment.
The 31-year-old ex-Ajax, AZ Alkmaar and Spartak Moscow midfielder, who has 27 international caps to his name, has begun advertising his services on professional networking site LinkedIn – the business world’s answer to Facebook.
Here’s the listing as it appears on the site…
Tall, handsome Dutch midfield enforcer, Capricorn, GSOH, enjoys fine dining and long walks on the beach. Looking for fun, friendship and maybe more…
He isn’t fussy, is he? Good on him. We sincerely hope he finds what he’s looking for.