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This could be the very moment that the summer of the ‘elaborate player unveiling video’ jumps the shark – Sevilla have kidnapped Jesus!
Indeed, the Spanish side have announced their re-acquisition of Jesus Navas by having him kidnapped off the street, bundled into the boot of a car and taken to the Ramon Sanchez Pizjuan…
To be fair, as harrowing as it may seem, Jesus (who has rejoined Sevilla on a freebie after four years at Man City) doesn’t seem overly upset by the whole ordeal.
Where next? Pies’ are eagerly awaiting the ‘human cannonball player unveiling’ featuring Neymar and a 60-foot cannon.