Outrageous: Didier Drogba’s Teenage Son Isaac Joins Guingamp, 16 Years After His Dad Signed For The Club (Photo)

Chris Wright

20th, February 2018


Photo: @didierdrogba/Instagram

In an attempt to make everybody feel instantly ancient, Ligue 1 club Guingamp have announced the signing of Isaac Drogba, the teenage son of Didier Drogba.

After spending several years playing in the Chelsea academy, 17-year-old Isaac has signed his first professional papers with Guingamp, some 16 years after his father made the move to the Stade de Roudourou.

How on earth can Didier Drogba, who is only 39 and still an active player, have a son who is turning pro? It’s just not possible. It’s not fair.

Photo: NATAF/Reuters (via L’Equipe)

As well as being the spitting image of his father, Isaac is also a striker who will no doubt be looking to emulate the 24 goals (in 50 appearances) Didier scored for the club after signing as a 22-year-old in 2002.

Now if you’ll excuse Pies, we suddenly feel like clambering into a sarcophagus and waiting for Anubis’ sweet release.

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  1. Camp Drog says:

    How on earth can Didier Drogba be 20 years of age in 2002 when he was born in 1978?
    Also definitely not a prodigy when he arrived, more like when Leicester took a punt on Mahrez and it was an amazing purchase.

  2. Rambunctious Peter-Paul Pottington-Perrimotting says:

    Drogboy gonna win the lot.

    Mark my worthingtons

  3. Rob says:

    Did he fall over when the pen made contact with him?

  4. Towel Attendant O'Bryce Clenferraghty says:

    Wonderful news for the Drogba household. I remember back in 1999 Limavady welcomed Didier as he engaged in the rigorous process of applying for his Northern Ireland Accredited Fork Lift Truck Licence (NIA-FLT) I was working shift that day and I tell you this – never have I met such a consummate professional behind the wheel of a fork lift truck. He made me weep tears of pure, buttery gold. God bless him, and may God bless his son with many, many goals.

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