In which Shakhtar midfielder Oleksandr Kucher reacts to a slight jostle, by Dynamo Kiev’s Ognjen Vukojevic, with an Oscar-winning performance reminiscent of that bit in Platoon where Willem Defoe’s character misses his flight home:
To quote The Drog, what a f**king disgrace. Or, to quote Withnail & I, what a terrible c**t.
Three-match ban for Kucer, at least.
[Spotted at 101GreatGoals]