Ex-West Ham Winger Paulo Futre Stars In Bizarre (And Banned) Portuguese ‘Penis Keepy-Uppies’ Commerical (Video)

Chris Wright

28th, July 2014


By Chris Wright

Already banned from Portuguese television, here’s Paulo Futre’s unsettling new advert for Viagra-style erectile dysfunction pills which sees the former Atletico Madrid and West Ham winger, now aged 48, proudly performing keepy-uppies with his mighty, engorged penis…

You’re welcome.

(Via Off The Post)