Arsenal Physio Colin Lewin ‘Hasn’t Had A Day Off In 10 Years’ Because Of Abou Diaby And Jack Wilshere

Chris Wright

17th, September 2015

3 Comments

lewin-arsenal-physio

What with Arsenal’s players generally being made of warm chocolate, it shouldn’t come as much surprise that the Gunners’ poor physio hasn’t enjoyed a day of leisure in quite some time.

In fact, it’s been posited that Colin Lewin (cousin of England physio Gary) hasn’t had a single day off work in over a decade as a direct result of Arsenal’s myriad injury woes.

Despite being contractually obliged to 28 days holiday per annum, Lewin has powered through for 10 solid years – his monstrous workload caused, in varying degrees, by serial crock-odiles Jack Wilshere, Abou Diaby, Theo Walcott and Aaron Ramsey.

According to The Sun’s Dream Team FC, for the past four years, Lewin has only been allowed to leave the Emirates on two occasions: “Christmas Day in 2013 and one afternoon last spring after he collapsed from exhaustion.”

A particularly talkative friend of Lewin supposedly revealed thus:

I haven’t seen Colin in person for years. I thought he might make my birthday early this month but he was worried Wilshere’s leg was going to fall off.

When Diaby left I thought Colin might get to see more of his friends and family. But what with Debuchy, Rosicky and Wilshere, I’m not sure when he’ll be free again, if ever.

The report goes on to suggest that Lewin only has time for “just one meal a day and sleeps only three hours a night in a dark corner of Arsenal’s medical room.”

Arsenal have also apparently been advertising for a physio’s assistant since 2007 but “as of the time of writing there have been no applicants”.

Which is likely bollocks, but mildly entertaining nonetheless.

You have already read 4 premium articles for free today
Access immediately the premium content with Multipass

Or come back tomorrow

Posted in Arsenal, Injuries, Newsnow

Share this article: Email

3 Comments

  1. Sultan says:

    Poor chap..even if one meal a day …must be a lot..doesnt seem like it :)

  2. bingbong says:

    Is this physio the gormless twat who broke his ankle by falling over a box of drinks or something at the world cup and needed about 12 medics to carry him away-?! Will never forget the look on that gimps face. Absolute priceless!

Leave a Reply