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Pies’ Christmas Gift Ideas – No. 4: Aston Villa Toilet Paper

By Chris Wright

Presenting: The ‘perfect fun gift for a Birmingham City supporting family member or friend who enjoys football banter with a Aston Villa fan’.

Now correct us if we’re wrong here, but isn’t ‘banter’ supposed to be, by it’s very definition, a two-way thing?

It seems that the fatal (or should that be ‘fecal’?) flaw in having a rival club’s emblem adorning your toilet paper is that, for it to have any effect, you either have to, a) bide your time until a Villa fan visits your home and enquires about your choice of bog roll or, b) run out into the streets of Witton showing everyone what you just wiped your backside on.

That said, it does come in a lovely gift box…

Crap. Quite literally.

(Thanks to Pies fan Solihull United for the tip-off!)

More gift ideas on Pies…

No. 1 – Small Figurine Of Sergio Ramos/Cesc Fabregas Taking A Dump
No. 2 – The Hannover 96 Toaster
No. 3 – Snazzy Signed Football Merchandise From ICONS

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By Chris on December 15th, 2011 in Aston Villa, Birmingham City, Featured. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

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