Marouane Fellaini’s Afro is out of control
When will David Moyes – a fairly conservative and dour Scot – order Marouane Fellaini to get a haircut? The Belgian’s barnet is threatening to take over his face, surely not good for a professional footballer.
There is even photographic evidence to suggest that his hair is trying to take over the heads of other players:
Kevin-Prince Boateng had a narrow escape this time, but how long before Fellaini’s hair becomes fully self-aware and consumes the entire Premier League? Moyesey, it must be stopped. Hold the lad down and break out the clippers. This is the Fellaini we want to see:
Smoooooth.
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I think that he is hiding animals/food/supporters in there…
ugh, i hope he realizes less people would hate him if he just got it cut. i cant help but remember when they played united and his big bushy goodness got slammed into paul scholes’ face as they contested for the ball. and of course that afro-idiot won the ball, who wants to be in that sweaty afro-mess.
yeah…but can you imagine the marketing possibilities? the toffees must be selling loads of novelty fellaini afro wigs…
come on Alex! you are just jealous of the fro. i bet deep down you wish you had one of nice fro. he is shit cool with it.
kenzo
Is it just me or is that thing starting to look like a big black beachball?
He looks too much like Screech when his hair is cut.
NO don’t cut it!! i hope it gets bigger!
I bet that thing is a huge advantage when he goes up to win a header. I doubt he’ll get rid of it until he’s done playing.
with short hair he looks more like AC SLATER than screeech
love the shot of his hair taking over boateng, pricelsss