David Beckham looks like sh*t these days
David Beckham in July 2007 (left) and November 2009 (right)
If you’ll permit me to go all Perez Hilton for a minute, have you ever seen Becks look as bad as he does right now? He looks like an emaciated soldier, which is a far cry from his earlier days in LA, when he looked a picture of health and happiness (not to mention extreme wealth). And that hairstyle has to go – purleeeeease!
There are three possible reasons for this deterioration:
a) He’s now eating his wife’s cooking and nothing else
b) He’s been staring at LA Lakers cheerleaders for way too long
c) He’s on the skag – playing in front of an MLS defence will do that to a man
I pick b).
In other news, Beckham’s team lost on penalties in the final of some tin-pot cup thing – at least Becks stuck away his pen, unlike the MLS Player of the Year, Landon Donovan. Next stop, Milan.
Ah-ha! It’s just dawned on me who Becks looks like these days – bug-eyed Earl from the excellent Red Meat comic strip:
john and edward grimes look alike right der for you!
As gaunt and as fucked up as his hair is let’s be honest, our wive’s and girlfriends will still ditch us for Mr Golden Bollox….
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If he is not careful, he will end up looking like Yossi Benayoun one day.
i think he actually looks bloody stylish on the right there, nothing wrong with the hair either… Preparing for ridicule
I duno hey, I think he looks bloody stylish on the right there, that hair doesn’t look bad at all… Prepares for ridicule