Horror Hair: Jamie Vardy And His Grotty Looking Cornrows, Circa 2013 (Photo)

Chris Wright

30th, November 2015

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Here at Pies, we feel it’s our duty to continually remind people that, amid the ever-escalating hype and adoration surrounding him, Jamie Vardy was found guilty of a gross cultural misdemeanour not so very long ago.

We are of course referring to the time when, if only fleetingly, he was a white bloke from Sheffield with cornrows.

Specifically, that time was the summer of 2013, when Vardy adopted the following grotty look during Leicester City’s pre-season schedule…

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It’s very much what we like to call the “Eight-year-old girl on holiday in Tenerife” look.

Have dreads/braids ever looked good on a white chap? The answer to that question, of course, is a resounding and wholehearted ‘no’…

Before you ask – yes, that is Tim Lovejoy.

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