Nike Barbershop: Proof (If Proof Were Needed) That Mario Balotelli Would Look Great With A Large Mullet

Chris Wright

21st, May 2012


By Chris Wright

Bet you a barm cake to a wine gum, you’ll love this – one of the ‘hidden tunnels’ that you may have missed from Nike’s new ‘My Time Is Now‘ ad sees Mario Balotelli (along with Mamadou Sakho and Javier Pastore) visiting the barbershop to try out a number of new looks; including a superb, picture-book mullet which makes him look like an extra from Road House – which is a good thing in our book…

Personally, we’d keep the ‘Achey Breaky’ mullet…

…but hey-ho, or possibly that fine Valderrama ‘Koosh ball’ complete with bleached moustache…

Lookin’ good kid.

By the way, we also gots you a little ‘behind the scenes’ number too should you wish to have a peek…

Via Nike Football

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  1. Murray says:

    By far, the best Easter Egg in that viral.

  2. Davy says:

    Brilliant, and Road House what a movie (I thought you’d be bigger)

    When will we get Spot The Baller answer??

  3. Toz says:

    The mullet, he should have gone with the mullet.

  4. Sjakie Meulemans says:

    The best part is that his actual real-life hairdo is the only truly ridiculous one.

  5. Jarren says:

    That’s a lot of publicity for a player who’ll probably not get first team football next season.

    Yeah yeah, he was decent against QPR but surely Mancini’s had enough.

    Back to Serie A?

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