You work and train tirelessly for years on end, go to World Cups, win FA Cups and finally, hopefully, you’re finally afforded the chance to clamber to the very pinnacle of footballing supremacy – you find yourself included in a mobile game that involves chucking chickens at pigs.
As part of the ‘Angry Birds Evolution’ update, several Everton players have been shoehorned into the game as playable characters, including Theo Walcott, Gylfi Sigurdsson and Cenk Tosun.
Indeed, Walcott seems inordinately jazzed about the whole thing…
Excited to have a character within @AngryBirds Evolution! DOWNLOAD NOW to play as me, @CenkTosun_ and Gylfi https://t.co/0JjcPhX976 ” pic.twitter.com/nzZ3c96F0R
— Theo Walcott (@theowalcott) 22 August 2018
🐦 | Introducing the first footballers to feature in @AngryBirds…
Gylfi Sigurdsson, @CenkTosun_ and @TheoWalcott!
Download Angry Birds Evolution now to play ➡️ https://t.co/XbbnFhdjMG pic.twitter.com/3JcJjF5BM7
— Everton (@Everton) 22 August 2018
Gah.
Pies think it might be time to withdraw from society and find ourselves a nice cave in the mountains.