Pies’ 2014 Christmas Football Gift Guide, No.5: Official VfL Wolfsburg Tomato Ketchup

Chris Wright

3rd, December 2014

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By Chris Wright

Yours for just two-and-a-half Euros (that’s a mere £1.97) via VfL Wolfsburg’s online webstore, you could soon be pepping up your bratwurst with a splooge of official club ketchup – ketchup we’re assured is “tasty and perfect for the barbecue”.

It’s also both gluten- and lactose-free, with no artificial preservatives.

Mmm mmmm


For those of you wanting a little more zing from your football club’s own-brand condiments, never fear, because Wolfsburg also stock this particularly grim looking curry ketchup too…


Looks suspiciously like bleach to us.

Also featured in Pies’ 2014 Christmas Football Gift Guide…

#1: Dion Dublin’s New Xmas Album – “Christmas Presents”
#2: Tino Asprilla Own-Brand Condoms

#3: Official Sunderland USB Travel Adaptor
#4: Tottenham Vodka

This way for more Christmas gift ideas from Pies’ groaning archives.

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  1. Jarren says:

    Indeed. Put that curry ketchup besides your loo and it’s a guarantee that someone will coat it with spicy tomato condiment soon enough.

    Seriously, that is some grim design they have going on.

    Couldn’t they have asked the Volkswagen design department to think of something?

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