Pies’ 2014 Christmas Football Gift Guide, No.6: Fenerbahce Hairdryer

Chris Wright

4th, December 2014

By Chris Wright

Down from £149.99 to an astonishingly low price of just £99.99 in the club’s online store, soon you could be drying your stately locks with 1907 watts (how very convenient) of Fenerbachean hot air.

It’ll be like drying your hair using the very winds of the Bosphorus….



Also featured in Pies’ 2014 Christmas Football Gift Guide…

#1: Dion Dublin’s New Xmas Album – “Christmas Presents”
#2: Tino Asprilla Own-Brand Condoms

#3: Official Sunderland USB Travel Adaptor
#4: Tottenham Vodka
#5: Official Wolfsburg Tomato Ketchup

This way for more Christmas gift ideas from yesteryear.

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