Dirk Kuyt Has Car Damaged By Police Horse’s Backside

Chris Wright

5th, November 2010


By Chris Wright

You know it’s just not going to be your night when, after being made to sit through the truly woeful first half of Liverpool’s 3-1 Europa League victory over Napoli, you suddenly get word from ‘downstairs’ that your £65,000 saloon has been besmirched by a horse’s arse…

From the Daily Mirror:

“A police horse sat on football ace Dirk Kuyt‘s car last night and smashed his wing mirror. The Liverpool star saw his motor damaged after parking near Anfield before his club’s 3-1 win over Napoli.

“A source said: The mounted officer had been helping patrol a group of Italian fans when the horse suddenly took a few steps back and ended up damaging Dirk Kuyt’s car. The police officer was very apologetic.

“Injured Dutchman Kuyt, 30, was commentating on the Europa League clash for Channel 5 and later told viewers: “A police horse just sat on my car”.

Puts me in mind of time whilst, on a jaunt to merry old Amsterdam, I was asked whether or not I’d like to see the ‘Dutch horse’…