Occasional Prostitute Jenny Thompson Made Wayne Rooney Pay ‘Ugly Tax’
By Ollie Irish
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Jenny Thompson, the woman who claims to have turned tricks for Wayne Rooney behind Coleen’s pregnant back (can you have a pregnant back?), doesn’t always charge for sex, apparently. Oh.
Her ‘friend’ (with friends like these etc.) told the Daily Star about Thompson’s ‘ugly tax’: “It all depended if she fancied them [footballers] or not. If she thought they were hot, she’d happily do it for nothing.
“But she didn’t turn away footballers she wasn’t so knocked out by. Instead, she’d just charge them, either in cash or gifts.
“I guess it was like an ugly tax. She thought it was hilarious and loved telling us all what she’d got up to and for how much. We were surprised Wayne paid so much.”
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Surely she should have paid some fuckin skank tax the nasty spunk trench!!!
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her parents must be so proud
I think ‘Spunk Trench’ could quite possibly be the greatest insult of all time.
Now, I realize that Shrek isn’t exactly God’s loveliest creature, but who was paying whom here? She looks like a 70-year-old Jewish man. Milton Berle. Neil Sedaka. Come on, Wayne, have you no pride? I could see porking her somewhere dark, but taking her out to nightclubs? In Manchester? Are you completely stupid? Apparently so.
She’s meant to be 21. Is it just me who thinks she looks at least 30???
No. When she’s 30 she’s going to weigh 20 stone.
Is this a football website or the News of the World. This must be a slow news day.
Wayne should have money back!
Concur with George, “Spunk Trench” is a wonderful new term.
wow, while i do feel a little sad about my favorite internationally non producing striker, I do completely appreciate “spunk trench” as a new insulting way to repair my ego when turned down at the bars.
Here in Canada it has only been “goo hole” and “cum dumpster” that have approached the so rude and misogynistic that I won’t utter.
Really? I mean, as a woman I can safely say Rooney is one of the ugliest footballers around. But I would think that for all that money she should at least be pretty. Even Ribery’s under aged one was cuter. And she wasn’t very attractive