Horror Hair: Remy Cabella And His Scabby Porcupine Announce Themselves On The Premier League Stage

Chris Wright

17th, August 2014

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By Chris Wright

Looking like some kind of scabby, mange-riddled porcupine was claiming squatter’s rights on his head, jinky midfielder Remy Cabella announced himself on the Premier League stage for Newcastle against Man City this afternoon – putting in a follicular performance to rival any Horror Hair debut we’ve seen in recent years…

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Soccer - Barclays Premier League - Newcastle United v Manchester City - St James' Park

Truly disgusting, Sir.

Bravo!

That middle image is presumably the moment that Cabella caught sight of his own reflection for the first time in several years?

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  1. bob says:

    to be honest dont see the difference compared to other players, nearly all players have this rubbish hair cut. just dont understand the hype about cabella

  2. Remz says:

    His hair cut is class. Makes a change from the long hair cuts and the average Joe short back and sides. Are you jealous by any chance?

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