Scottish Footballer With Unfortunate Name Charged Over Alleged Rape

Chris Wright

18th, January 2011


By Chris Wright

Dundee United striker David Goodwillie (must…resist…) has been charged in connection with an alleged rape that took place at a New Years Eve party in West Lothian.

Goodwillie (must…resist…) was charged after police received complaints from a 24-year-old woman a couple of days later.

A Lothian and Borders Police spokesman said:

“A 21-year-old man has been charged in connection with an alleged serious sexual assault on a 24-year-old woman in Armadale on January 2nd. Inquiries into the incident are ongoing.”

Goodwillie (who’s Dundee United teammate David Robertson was also interviewed by police as a potential witness, but has not been charged) is now scheduled to appear at Livingston Sheriff Court at a later date.

Bad willie. Bad, bad willie (I couldn’t resist).