Seattle Sounders’ Patrick Ianni Scores Sumptuous Scissor Volley vs Sporting KC (Video)

Chris Wright

21st, June 2012


By Chris Wright

Seattle Sounders centre-back Patrick Ianni defied his terrible mini-mullet to score a pretty fantastic goal against Sporting Kansas City last night, with shades of ‘Ibra vs France’ no less…

Oh yes Sir, oh yes. Love the technique, it’s almost a ‘heel click’ in mid air. Now get that head shaved pronto, because you look like extra from Deliverance.

Video: MLS

Posted in MLS, Skills, Videos

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  1. Mr. Chopper says:

    BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD! Just needs to be a bit more mardy and sport some ridiculous facial hair.

  2. rij says:

    my god americans are annoying

  3. Justin says:

    What did we do wrong this time?

  4. Fnarf says:

    Patrick’s hair has always been a bit of a problem, but I was delighted to see him do that last night. I loved the way he feinted in towards goal and then dashed back out to take his flyer.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Seattle Sounders, Whitecaps and Timbers are really turning me onto MLS to be honest. And this is coming from a Brit living in Canada.

  6. Alex says:

    Our commentators might be the worst in the world, but you have to admit that the league has improved tremendously in the last few years especially.

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