Brazilian Futsal Legend Falcao Scores Injury-Time Winner With His Left Nipple (Video)
By Chris Wright
We’ve already seen a player notch with his crotch today, so bona fide Brazilian futsal legend Falcao’s injury-time goal against Russia in the Grand Prix final continues the theme nicely – in so far as the tricky-dicky 34-year old veteran scored the late winner with his left breasticle to secure a 2-1 victory at the death and, by extension, that Brazil lifted the trophy on home soil…
Don’t quote me on this, but I reckon that makes it 299 international goals for Falcao now. So close to the big 3-0-0.
More footage of Falcao in full flight…
Video: 101GG

















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Falcao is a genius… he’s like futsal’s Pele, Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, whatever you may wanna call im…