The Only Stat That Matters: Zulia Beat Nacional Potosi In Copa Sudamericana Despite Being Absolutely, Unequivocally Dominated…

Chris Wright

20th, March 2019


Proof if proof were needed that the only stat that truly matters in football is the final scoreline: here’s the post-match telemetry from Zulia’s outstanding 1-0 win over Nacional Potosi in the Copa Sudamericana on Wednesday evening.

Image via @jonoblain/Twitter (h/t @bg10afc)

The possession percentage is one thing, but Pies would like to know quite how Nacional’s forwards were allowed rattle away 30 shots off target in the space of 90 minutes and yet still retain their jobs as professional footballers.

Is their pitch on the side of a mountain or something?

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  1. Nuno says:

    Wow, and to cap it off the winner was at 90+2′!!
    I can imagine that a few tv’s were smashed on that day…

  2. Boluwatife Tijani says:

    Barcelona vs Man U?

  3. PetrovskyKSC says:

    Wow, this is crest mockery at its best. Was Potosi founded by River Plate fans in Bolivia? This is ridiculous

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