By Chris Wright
In which Gareth Bale does nothing more than dive like a cheating swine in order to successfully coax a penalty out of referee Mike Dean against Arsenal…
Sickening, literally. A bit of watery spew just came up. He could’ve scored, he could have charged past Wojciech Szzzssszzszssszesny and cut one in from the angle. I don’t understand. I just don’t understand.
It looked like hitting the dog shelf was the first thing on Bale’s mind. Why was it second nature to try and con the spot-kick? Was it to get Szszszssszzzsesny carded as well? To what end? It doesn’t even look like a natural fall.
The mind boggles and the stomach continues to churn.
Thankfully Arsenal then did the decent thing by going on to absolutely tank them.