Aston Villa’s Joe Bennett Collides With Advertising Board, Suffers Horrible Leg Gash (Grizzly Photo)
By Chris Wright
Giving Wayne Rooney a run for his money, here’s the ravine-like gash suffered by Villa’s Joe Bennett after the young left-back after he careened into the advertising boards against Tottenham yesterday…
Two words: Sarlacc Pit
Bennett was stretchered off and taken straight to hospital where he presumably received several hundreds of stitches in that thing.
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There’s a chunk missing! O.O Yowch!!
Fookin OOOOch
Grisly, not grizzly.
‘after the young left-back after he careened’
He has lovely smooth legs (apart from the hole)
nasty, but wherever he gets his legs waxed is doing a fine job.
It’s like he got bit by a damn shark