Cristiano Ronaldo Massages Nervous Ballboy Shortly Before Real Madrid Annihilate Bournemouth (Photos & Video)

Chris Wright

22nd, July 2013


By Chris Wright

Soccer - Pre-Season Friendly - AFC Bournemouth v Real Madrid - Goldsands Stadium

Like bullseyeing womp rats in a T-16

Seeing as though it was a whopping £60 to get in, Real Madrid fielded a suitably strong side for their pre-season friendly against Bournemouth at Dean Court yesterday evening, with Cristiano Ronaldo, Isco, Karim Benzema, Mesut Ozil, Fabio Coentrao, Luka Modric and Sami Khedira all starting as the Spanish giants rolled over the newly-promoted Championship side 6-0 in Carlo Ancelotti’s first game in charge.

12,000 fans crammed into Bournemouth’s 9,800-capacity ground thanks to a temporary stand being erected though before the game, with the atmosphere more than a little raucous, Ronaldo saw too it that the nerves didn’t get the better of his assigned “player escort” by doling out one of his famously tender neck massages…


Full highlights…

[] Bournemouth 0-6 Real Madrid / ALL… by all-goals

(Photos: PA)