We can’t imagine that Brighton command a massive international following around the world, but the club’s cause has hardly been helped by the following amateur troubadour and his affiliation to the cause.
With his flag pinned up on the wall (eerily reminiscent of a terrorist hostage video) and his whistle around his neck (?), this New York-based Seagulls fan swiftly launches into a spirited but incredibly weird ditty in which he serenades his imaginary future girlfriend as she lies in the arms of her imaginary current boyfriend.
I know my future wife lives somewhere in #Brighton, I just haven’t met her yet. I bet she’s with her boyfriend right now & thinks he’s the one. Can’t wait to save you from your misery, Sussex girl of my dreams who I haven’t met yet 😍 #BHAFC 🔵⚪️💙 @OfficialBHAFC #Sussexbythesea pic.twitter.com/YKTXKYoO3c
— Andy Bajaña (@theneckofthrogs) 17 December 2018
If this guy ever arrives in Sussex as threatened, he should be immediately detained at the county border and interrogated intensely.
In short, this is quite possibly the creepiest fan-made football song we’ve heard since The Emile Heskey Rap – and that’s saying something.