Play-acting idiot of the week: Oleksandr Kucher, Shakhtar Donetsk
In which Shakhtar midfielder Oleksandr Kucher reacts to a slight jostle, by Dynamo Kiev’s Ognjen Vukojevic, with an Oscar-winning performance reminiscent of that bit in Platoon where Willem Defoe’s character misses his flight home:
To quote The Drog, what a f**king disgrace. Or, to quote Withnail & I, what a terrible c**t.
Three-match ban for Kucer, at least.
[Spotted at 101GreatGoals]


Terrible.
How can they be stupid enough to do this when they know full well that there are TV cameras in the stadium.
Absolute embarrasment.
he did punch him
“Three-match ban for Kucer, at least.”
No. :(
three-match ban for Vukojevic
And it`s not joke
Vucoevich really had three-match ban
Oh boy!!! What a shame… This player is an actor from bad circus. Kucher must be banned for 5 matches without any doubts.
FIFA are useless, the Bladder doesn’t do nearly enough to stop diving. why are local player quotas a number one priority and stopping cheats isn’t?
two words FIFA: ZERO TOLERANCE.
Wow!!!…. what a hit!!!!! Is he still breathing?
yep banned!! ha
BITCH!
Bravo Kucher! There’s no place on the Earth to such rude wankers as Vukojevic and his team. Dive for God’s sake and reds for that croatian ham artist punk!
Вукоевич – говнохорватский гандон. Кучер – молодец, проучил гадулянских шавок.
Kucher e um panaleiro !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!