By Chris Wright
Supermarket chain Morrisons have called upon FIFA to dole out £1 million in the way of compensation to British ‘grassroots’ football, in return for what they are calling an ‘unfair’ World Cup bidding process.
The supermarket have also apparently detailed lawyers in Switzerland to examine whether or not compensation can be legally claimed.
‘Why are they so concerned over FIFA’s bung-happy antics?’ I hear you cry in unison.
Well, it just so turns out that Morrisons were one of the unsuccessful England 2018 bid team’s principle sponsors, i.e. it was their ill-invested cashola