By Chris Wright
In which Sky Sports’ “expert” “pundit” Paul Merson continues his one-man crusade to wrestle the English language into submission by using his one remaining synapse to barf out his assessment of Arsenal’s title credentials having watched them go down 2-0 in Dortmund last night…
ONE GILLION MILES, you say? Bloody Nora!
Someone better tell Arsene…and the British Mathematical Society.