FAIL
Fail: Horror misses bad enough to make you gasp, own goals bad enough to make you WTF? out loud, crunching tackles high and ugly enough to make you wince and dives woeful enough to make you want to punch something.
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Sporting Lisbon Fans Attempt To Kidnap Bruma In Order To Prevent Him Joining Chelsea
July 11th, 2013
Chelsea
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Internacional’s Maurides Celebrates First Career Goal With Backflip, Sprains His Knee, Unable To Continue (Video)
July 11th, 2013
FAIL
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Le Mans, Playing In Ligue 2 Last Season, Demoted To French Sixth Tier And Stripped Of Professional Status
July 10th, 2013
FAIL
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‘Mind-Boggling Show Of Shame’ – Nigerian FA Vow To Punish Four Teams For Shambolic 79-0 And 67-0 Scorelines
July 9th, 2013
FAIL
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Hristo Stoichkov Resigns As CSKA Sofia Manager After Less Than A Month, Blames Owner’s ‘Endless Lies’
July 9th, 2013
FAIL
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Thai Striker Shown Red Card For Dancing Dainty Little ‘Obstruction’ Jig (Video)
July 8th, 2013
FAIL
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Vasco De Gama’s Nei Scores Beautiful Own-Goal, Injures Himself After Colliding With Teammate (Video)
July 7th, 2013
FAIL
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Mario Götze Slapped With Hefty €10,000 Fine For Wearing Nike T-Shirt At Bayern Munich Unveiling
July 6th, 2013
Bundesliga
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KV Kortrijk Striker Takes Transfer Request Denial Rather Badly, Grabs Club CEO Around Neck And Threatens To Kill Him
July 5th, 2013
FAIL
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Your ‘Diabolical Open Goal Miss Of The Day’ Comes Courtesy Of Portugal U20 Striker Alberto Aladje (Video)
July 5th, 2013
FAIL
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Horror Hair: Raheem Sterling Returns For Pre-Season Sporting An Atrocious New Headturd (*Sideburns Sold Separately)
July 4th, 2013
FAIL
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Lee Dong-Gook Passes Back To Keeper After Injury Stoppage, Accidentally Scores 40-Yard Thumper! (Video)
July 4th, 2013
FAIL
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Shit Football Ink: Schalke 04’s Dennis Erdmann Turns Up To Pre-Season With Worst Neck Tattoo EVAH! (Photo)
July 3rd, 2013
Bundesliga
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Bayern Munich Forced To Apologise To Adidas After Mario Götze Wears Nike T-Shirt At Official Unveiling
July 3rd, 2013
Bundesliga
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‘Messi & Friends’ Exhibition Game In Los Angeles Cancelled 24 Hours Before Kick-Off, Messi Accused Of ‘Defrauding American Citizens’
July 3rd, 2013
FAIL
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Macclesfield Town Cancel ‘Pay To Play’ Offer After Realising It May Affect The Integrity Of The Game
June 27th, 2013
FAIL
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Football GIF: Neymar Dives Like The Shameless Little Pussbag He Is vs Uruguay
June 27th, 2013
FAIL
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Peruvian Top Flight Coach Sent Off For Fouling Real Garcilaso Player (Video)
June 26th, 2013
FAIL
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Confederations Cup: Six Spain Players Robbed In Recife During Late Night Strip Poker Tournament
June 25th, 2013
FAIL
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Gus Poyet Sacked As Brighton Manager While Punditing Live On BBC TV (Complete With Cringey Video)
June 23rd, 2013
Championship
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Classy Carlos Queiroz Gives ‘Up Yours’ Gesture To South Korea Coach As Iran Advance To 2014 World Cup (Video)
June 20th, 2013
FAIL
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Knives, Pepper Spray, Pickaxes And Baseball Bats Wielded As Mass Carnage Breaks Out At French Amateur Game (Video)
June 19th, 2013
FAIL
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‘Yohan Kebab’ – Joe Kinnear Once Again Struggles With Pronunciation During First Interview Upon Newcastle Return
June 18th, 2013
FAIL
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New Warrior Football Boots Feature ‘Gloryholes’ For Use In ‘Sticky Situations’
June 17th, 2013
FAIL
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Stupendous Bernard Parker ‘Bullet Header’ Own-Goal All But Knocks South Africa Out Of World Cup Qualifying (Video)
June 17th, 2013
FAIL