FAIL
Fail: Horror misses bad enough to make you gasp, own goals bad enough to make you WTF? out loud, crunching tackles high and ugly enough to make you wince and dives woeful enough to make you want to punch something.
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Qatar Buy *That* 15ft Statue Of Zinedine Zidane Head-Butting Marco Materazzi As Part Of World Cup Hype Campaign
October 4th, 2013
FAIL
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Arsene Wenger Riled After Jack Wilshere Caught Smoking Cigarette Outside London Nightclub (Photo)
October 4th, 2013
Arsenal
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Napoli Hoodlums Smash Up ‘Piebury Corner’ Pie Restaurant Before Arsenal Match, Fan Group Vow To Foot Repair Bill
October 3rd, 2013
Arsenal
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Viktoria Plzen Goalkeeper Matus Kozacik Drops Unholy Clanger vs CSKA Moscow (Video)
October 3rd, 2013
Champions League
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Paolo Di Canio ‘Spat In His Own Face Several Times’ In Dressing Room Before Getting Sacked By Sunderland
September 30th, 2013
FAIL
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Roda JC Keeper Scores Unbelievably Unlucky, Yet Wonderfully Farcical Own-Goal vs Uhtrecht (Video)
September 30th, 2013
FAIL
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Robbie Fowler Forced To Apologise Live On Air For Calling Fernando Torres And Jan Vertonghen ‘A Pair Of Girls’ (Video)
September 30th, 2013
Chelsea
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Fernando Torres Sent Off For Pretty Much Absolutely Nothing vs Tottenham (Video)
September 28th, 2013
Chelsea
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‘It’s Not Like I Killed Anybody’ – Mario Balotelli (Kind Of) Apologises For Intimidating Ref And Getting Himself Sent Off Against Napoli
September 27th, 2013
FAIL
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Deco Banned From Football For One Year For Doping, One Month After Retiring From Football
September 26th, 2013
Chelsea
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Arsenal Ban BBC Police Drama ‘By All Means’ From Using Official Kit For Alluding To Gooners As ‘Inept, Half-Witted Criminals’
September 25th, 2013
Arsenal
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Gennaro Gattuso Sacked As Palermo Coach After Three Months, Mad Owner Maurizio Zamparini Hires Beppe Iachini As 28th Manager In 12 Years
September 25th, 2013
FAIL
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Horror Hair: Nicklas Bendtner Turns Up To Training Looking Like A Little Girl With A Beard
September 24th, 2013
Arsenal
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Northampton’s Mathias Kouo-Doumbe Scores Long Range Volleyed Own-Goal On His Debut vs Mansfield (Video)
September 24th, 2013
FAIL
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Argentinos Juniors Player Breaks Three Teeth After Diving Headfirst Into Slide Tackle (Video)
September 23rd, 2013
FAIL
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Paolo Di Canio Sacked By Sunderland – We Wonder If This Mackem Fan Regrets His Tattoo?
September 23rd, 2013
FAIL
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Paolo Di Canio Comes Out Onto Pitch To Talk (From Safe Distance) With Irate Sunderland Fans After West Brom Defeat…
September 21st, 2013
FAIL
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‘The Neville And Carragher Novelty Will Wear Off’ – Richard Keys Provides Wonderfully Disillusioned Thoughts On Sky Sports’ Current Output
September 20th, 2013
FAIL
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Shit Football Kits: Arsenal’s Hideously Gaudy (And Quilted) ‘Big Red Star’ Goalkeeper Shirt, 1995
September 20th, 2013
Arsenal
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Asian Champions League: Crossbar Denies Three Separate Lekhwiya SC Players Three Times In Space Of Three Seconds! (Video)
September 19th, 2013
FAIL
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Big Bad FAIL: AmaZulu Keeper Attempts To Run Down Clock In 92nd Minute, Immediately Costs His Side Victory (Video)
September 19th, 2013
FAIL
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Football GIF: Jurgen Klopp Sent Off For Flying Into Weird, Seething, Terrifying Rage In Fourth Official’s Face
September 19th, 2013
Bundesliga
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Walsall Forced To Apologise After Hack Attack Sees Official Twitter Account Call Wolves Fans ‘Six-Fingered, Inbred Dingles’
September 18th, 2013
FAIL
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Football GIF: Robin Van Persie Has The Goal At His Mercy…. And Misses From Two Yards
September 18th, 2013
Champions League
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Brazilian Team ‘Assisted’ By Sneaky Masseur Ejected From League As Punishment
September 17th, 2013
FAIL