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Funnies: Football is a constant stream of lols and we do our level best to root them all out for you. Weird, offbeat and bizarre football news from around the world

• ‘Man Utd Is A Devil-Worshipping Club’, Claims Man With Full Retardation January 29th, 2010 Funnies

  If you support United, you support Lucifer and all his little helpers

• Video: David Attenborough Vs Premier League Footballers January 29th, 2010 Funnies

  Michael Owen = small like starling

• Harry Redknapp Is The Master Of Sarcasm (With Video Evidence) January 27th, 2010 Funnies

  Spurs boss puts journalist in his place

• Video: Marco Materazzi Wears Silvio Berlusconi Mask To Celebrate Inter’s Milan Derby Win January 25th, 2010 Funnies
• John Arne Riise Scores Late Winner For Roma v Juventus, Commentator Goes Nuts (With Video) January 25th, 2010 Funnies
• The Brilliance Of Andriy Voronin (With Video Evidence) January 22nd, 2010 FAIL
• Miss of the Season? Real Betis striker Dani versus open goal (with video evidence) January 18th, 2010 FAIL
• Robbie Savage hit in the face by football, karma January 18th, 2010 FAIL
• Football Comedy: Stewart Lee on Ron Atkinson, racism and Jimmy Hill’s chin January 13th, 2010 Funnies

  Classic stand-up with a football flavour

• Lionel Messi slaps fan for making too much noise during game (with video) January 11th, 2010 Barcelona
• Football pranks: Who put a snowman in Scott Carson’s car? January 7th, 2010 Championship
• Indonesian pitch invader dribbles 30 yards, fails to score (with video) January 7th, 2010 FAIL
• Top 10 awesome footballers’ names January 6th, 2010 Featured
• ‘Mister’ by KARA – South Korean girl group proclaims love for ‘chubby’ Frank Lampard January 5th, 2010 Funnies
• Michael Owen advised to try Feng Shui to revive international career January 5th, 2010 Funnies

  Feng Shui is ‘the shit’. So says cricket legend Geoff Boycott

• The 15 palest players in the Premier League December 15th, 2009 Featured
• Shit Lookalikes: The Confederations Cup ice-cream kid and The taser kid from ‘The Hangover’ December 15th, 2009 Funnies
• Football Karma: Alex Ferguson moans about lack of added time against Aston Villa (with video) December 14th, 2009 Aston Villa

  What time is it? It’s Fergie time…

• Flamengo keeper Bruno gutted to miss out on end-of-season award (with video) December 11th, 2009 FAIL

  Don’t cry for me, er Brazil

• Jens Lehmann goes for pitchside wee (with video) December 10th, 2009 Bundesliga

  Mad Jens ‘macht pipi’

• Hearts skipper Michael Stewart sent off, kicks bottle in anger, falls over December 9th, 2009 FAIL
• Bono scares Andrey Arshavin December 8th, 2009 Arsenal

  U2 singer sneaks up on Arsenal’s meerkat

• Pies Classic: Michel Platini flirts with Sepp Blatter December 4th, 2009 Funnies
• Definitely the worst miss in football history (with video) December 2nd, 2009 FAIL

  What’s he done!!? Rocky Baptiste enters record books after incredible miss

• Republic of Ireland ask for place in African Cup of Nations December 1st, 2009 Funnies

  Begorrah!