New Everton signing James Rodriguez saying ‘Up the Toffees’ is tremendous

Ollie Irish

8th, September 2020

Once more with feeling, James

I could watch this all day. I would then have nightmares for weeks, but it’s worth it.

How plastic does James look!? Remarkable. His skin and teeth are like an advert for a Californian plastic surgeon.

It still doesn’t feel right that a shiny South American superstar with perfect white teeth has signed for Everton, that most old-fashioned of English clubs (check out Everton’s Twitter – they can’t believe it’s happened). Oh, I’ve got used to Firminho’s presence at Liverpool, but it will take some time to believe that James is playing at Goodison on a regular basis – it goes to show that Carlo Ancelotti has real pulling power.

In my mind, this is what Everton players look like:

Peak Everton. Up the Toffees!

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