By Chris Wright
‘Scandal’ has broken out in this morning’s Il Corriere dello Sport, who claim that Lionel Messi, both Gab and Diego Milito and cape-wearing crime fighter Martin Palermo attended a ‘sex and alcohol’ party in their native Argentina which was being hosted by local reality TV strumpet Xoana Gonzalez.
For the record, that’s this Xoana Gonzalez…
Erm, Miss Gonzalez…I think I can see your balls
Anyway, Il Corriere’s article goes on to suggest that several other Argentinian sex symbols were in attendance, including a smattering of Playboy bunnies and lingerie models – not that L’il Leo and his cronies actually took any notice: “We just danced and then we played some PlayStation.”
SCANDAL!!!