Marouane Chamakh & Adel Taarabt ‘Caught’ Smoking Sisha Pipes After QPR-Arsenal
By Chris Wright
Scandal! Round up the children! Release the honey badgers! Alert the President!
No, we’re not talking about Chamakh’s increasingly disgusting placenta-slathered hair, but the fact that he and his Moroccan chum Adel Taarabt have been photographed huffing on (perfectly legal) sisha pipes in a London bar MERE HOURS after QPR’s 2-1 win over Arsenal at the weekend.
For shame…
First of all, it’s Chamakh so who cares? Secondly, if you’re going to smoke a sisha, at least have the good grace to do it in style…
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Snake print pants and zebra print socks – a nice way to declare that the lady associating with Ireland does not like animals (or likes them too much, i guess). That said, does anyone notice the floral/feather printed pants Ireland is wearing? :)
Stephen looks like some sort of villain from an action film set in the future.
Ireland is the biggest cock in the fucking world, an embarrassment
WAATP should be PR managers for Chamakh and Tarabt – immediate deflection of attention from those too to Stephen Ireland. :)
*two (facepalm)
two moroccan guys smoke shisha after work… shock horror
Ireland. Classy.
Just looks like they’re holding football pumps to be honest. It would be a perfect excuse if they actually needed one.
@Zirconium: Lmao ….quality
Is that Stephen Irelands old hair plugs stuck to the back wall?
Not like Chamakh’s stamina is of any importance… when was the last time he started a match?
Move on. The only issue is that if there are negative health effects, the teams have right to be concerned. Otherwise, nothing to see here.
(Answer: Chamakh last started against Olympiakos in the UCL on Dec. 6, 2011)
If they had of went out on a bender and got pissed it wouldn’t have warranted this attention, yet they smoke some molasses from a shisha and it’s a scandal?
Was this in a tabloid?
Playing on misconceptions somewhat, whoever published them…
At first glance, I thought that was a zebra penis on Ireland’s stomach…
@Mikey C: Good spot. I think that’s actually what it is.
Can. Not. Unsee.