Shit Football Kits: Croatia’s Garish Half-And-Half ‘Keeper Kit, 1996

Chris Wright

22nd, November 2012


By Chris Wright

What you’re looking is Croatia’s gruesome goalkeeper shirt from early 1996, which looked like the top half was designed by a teenage girl using those plastic beads you bake in the over and the bottom half was lifted from the floor of the library in The Pagemaster…

Poor old Marijan Mrmic, it all got too much for him…

Thankfully however, for Mrmic’s sake Croatia ditched their eyesore of a keeper kit in time for Euro 96 in favour of this serene beauty…

It’s a wonder any goalkeepers made it out of the 1990s with their retinas still attached.

More Shit Kits on Pies…

Japan’s Vomit-Inducing ‘Nursing Home Bedspread’ Keeper Kit, 1996/97
Fiorentina’s Swastika Kit, 1992/93
Colorado Caribou’s ‘Rodeo Fringe’ Kit, 1978
Clydebank’s Drippy ‘Wet Wet Wet’ Kit, 1993