By Chris Wright
Available from Benfica’s official online store in an array of club-themed designs and all for just €2 a pop, quite literally…
Yes, it’s a bit clichéd as far as gifts go, but why not treat the family to prophylactics this Christmas?
More in Pies’ 2013 Football Christmas Gift Guide…
#1: Official Zlatan Ibrahimovic Plush Doll
#2: Neil Lennon 2014 Calendar
#3: Bayern Munich BBQ Spice Marinade
#4: Official Marek Hamsik Eau De Toilette
#5: Official Liverpool Brendan Rodgers Mask
#6: Atletico Madrid ‘His & Hers’ G-Strings
#7: Newcastle United Hand-Warmer Gel Sachet
#8: Fulham Plasters
#9: Leeds United Swimming Bands
#10: Werder Bremen Potato Chips
#11: CSKA Moscow Rubber Horse Mask