Horror Hair Stalwart Marouane Fellaini Has Shaved His Big Belgian Afro Off!

Chris Wright

10th, July 2014


By Chris Wright

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The hour is nigh and the deed is done. This is no David Luiz-style hoax. Veteran ‘Horror Hair’ legend Marouane Fellaini has shaved his afro off!

Presumably in an effort to sneak past Louis van Gaal’s imminent squad cull at Manchester United, Fellaini has taken a pair of reinforced industrial sheers to his mangy, matted wire-wool hair mound and relieved himself of the entire thing…

‘Tis a dark day…a truly dark day.

Not sure if it’s a case of him looking any better/worse either, really – just that now he looks like that untrustworthy guy who stands on the back of your bumper car at the fair.

(Image via Studio Brussel)