Sky Sports News To Ban Fans Crowding Behind Deadline Day Reporters After Last Year’s Chaotic Bullshit Circus

Chris Wright

27th, January 2015

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By Chris Wright

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Today is a sad, sad day for that special breed of football fan that enjoys nothing more than venturing down to their club’s training ground and waggling various things about for 12 hours straight of an evening.

According to several sources, Sky Sports News are to put an end to supporters crowding behind their front line reporters on transfer deadline day in a bid to curb the festering, feral circus of bullshit that they themselves transformed the whole thing it into.

As the Telegraph report, SSN reporters will instead pre-record their segments rather than report live from wherever they may find themselves.

“Other reporters will be given the sanctuary of inside the grounds to reveal their news, no longer fearing the worse whenever the camera is pointed in their direction.”

This all comes after Sky Sports got into a spot of bother with Ofcom back in September when several members of their team were attacked with various “marital aids” – including an inflatable sex doll and a large purple dildo – as the whole thing descended into complete and utter bedlam.

As we said at the time, the whole Sky Sports Deadline Day™ frenzy is a silly laddish thing that needed nipping in the bud before it really started getting out of hand.

After all, there’s always some moron out there devising new and ingenious ways to one-up the last moron.

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6 Comments

  1. SG says:

    No sex please, we’re British!

  2. goattboy says:

    A pointless exercise but anyway its hardly surprising considering most football fans are mouth breathing, knuckle scraping morons.

  3. Mr Sensible says:

    Why did it need to be stopped, the whole day is OTT, it just adds to the drama and entertainment of it all. No teams are harmed, if they want to make stupid last minute bids and overpay that’s their fault and our enjoyment.

  4. Fat Nakago says:

    Sky Sports is turning Deadline Day into the NFL. Which for those of you chuffing down your Cooking Ale at The Grainstore Brewery in Oakham means No Fun League. Which means Marshawn Lynch can’t grab his crotch when puts it in the back of the net…errrrr….scores a touchdown…..plus he’s fined £350K if he doesn;t speak to the media about how he’ll win the FA Cup…errrrr…the SUPER Bowl for the Seattle Sounders…errrr…SEAHAWKS.

    And here I was looking forward to some brilliant numbskull waving a picture of Ronald Reagan captioned THE FEMALE MARGARET THATCHER outside of Stamford Bridge as *insert name of Sky Sports pundit here* announces the last minute signing of Raheem Sterling to a 4 year £33million deal.

    So here I am, 20 miles from Oakham’s sister city of Dodgeville, Wisconsin, and I’m CRUSHED!!!

    PBR Me ASAP!!!!

  5. Geraldo says:

    That was the only reason I was intending to watch it next Monday. The whole thing should be pulled, it’s just an exercise in filling dead air for 18 hours or so anyway.

  6. B13 via Blendon says:

    Agree with Geraldo. It’s ridiculous, but without the hi-jinks and preposterous hyperbole, it’s nothing at all.

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