Pies’ 2014 Christmas Football Gift Guide, No.7: Newcastle United Toilet Mat

Chris Wright

5th, December 2014


By Chris Wright

Perfect for sopping up stray urine this Christmas, it’s the official Newcastle United toilet ‘U’ mat…


An absolute steal at just £6.49 from the Toon’s online store, though you’d be a fool not to complete the set by lumping in the matching toilet seat cover too – yours for just £7…


Also featured in Pies’ 2014 Christmas Football Gift Guide…

#1: Dion Dublin’s New Xmas Album – “Christmas Presents”
#2: Tino Asprilla Own-Brand Condoms

#3: Official Sunderland USB Travel Adaptor
#4: Tottenham Vodka
#5: Official Wolfsburg Tomato Ketchup
#6: Fenerbahce Hairdryer

This way for more Christmas gift ideas from yesteryear.