By Chris Wright
Perfect for sopping up stray urine this Christmas, it’s the official Newcastle United toilet ‘U’ mat…
An absolute steal at just £6.49 from the Toon’s online store, though you’d be a fool not to complete the set by lumping in the matching toilet seat cover too – yours for just £7…
Also featured in Pies’ 2014 Christmas Football Gift Guide…
#1: Dion Dublin’s New Xmas Album – “Christmas Presents”
#2: Tino Asprilla Own-Brand Condoms
#3: Official Sunderland USB Travel Adaptor
#4: Tottenham Vodka
#5: Official Wolfsburg Tomato Ketchup
#6: Fenerbahce Hairdryer
This way for more Christmas gift ideas from yesteryear.