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Pies Christmas Gift Ideas 2012 – No. 1: The Zlatan Sweater

By Chris Wright

Rejoice, for Pies’ excellent Christmas Gift Guide hath returned-eth…

As men, we know it’s far too early to be thinking about soddin’ Chrimbo but you’ll have to understand that our hand has been forced here by the greatest sweater ever committed to wool: The Zlatan Sweater.

American artist Lisa Anne Auerbach is currently exhibiting her sweater-based art in the Swedish city of Malmo which fans of elemental Swedish power leviathans will know is the hometown of ‘he who shall not be named’: namely, Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

A truly heroic employee at the Malmo Konsthall gallery specifically requested that Lisa produce a woolen homage to Zlatan and, despite not having the foggiest clue who he was, Lisa obliged – and lo, the Zlatan Sweater was forged twixt the knitting needles of Mount Doom…

As far as we know, The Zlatan Sweater is not actually available to purchase, but you could always nick it.

Just saying.

(Spotted on Dirty Tackle by @Owlimow)

Pies’ Christmas Gift Ideas From Last Year…

Small Figurine Of Sergio Ramos Taking A Dump
Bundesliga Toasters Galore!
Signed Photo Of Vinny Giving Gazza’s Plums A Squeeze
Aston Villa Toilet Paper

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By Chris on November 27th, 2012 in Featured, Funnies. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
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25 Responses to “Pies Christmas Gift Ideas 2012 – No. 1: The Zlatan Sweater”

  1. Brian says:

    Already emailed my girlfriend to inform her this is what I want for Christmas and that anything else will be nothing but a failure on her part.

  2. rob says:

    I saw a guy on a motorbike a few years ago with something similar with two fish in Chelsea shirts holding a cup and “Terry 26″ on the back, I can’t believe I didn’t have a camera with me.

  3. TravisKOP says:

    Chris you might be the wittiest journo to walk the earth. CLASS

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  6. Jarren says:

    Great, now all I need is a pair of brown corduroys and some oversized hipster specs.

    Welcome to 1985, kids. Enjoy your stay.

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  8. leo says:

    omg want so bad…pies if they ever start selling these let us/me know!!!!!!!!

  9. Neil says:

    makes me want to slick my hair back like a big twat and lope arrogantly about.

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