By Chris Wright
Because nothing says “Christmas” like cheap, naff percussion: it’s the official Norwich City tambourine.
Available in three fetching shades of hideous neon and yours for a very reasonable £4.50 from the Canaries’ online store…
Also featured in Pies’ 2014 Christmas Football Gift Guide…
#1: Dion Dublin’s New Xmas Album – “Christmas Presents”
#2: Tino Asprilla Own-Brand Condoms
#3: Official Sunderland USB Travel Adaptor
#4: Tottenham Vodka
#5: Official Wolfsburg Tomato Ketchup
#6: Fenerbahce Hairdryer
#7: Newcastle United Toilet Mat
#8: Sporting Lisbon Swimming Cap
#9: Huddersfield Town Tea Bags (Box Of 80)
#10: Werder Bremen Nesting Box
This way for more Christmas gift ideas from yesteryear.