Choose a suitably amusing new name for Newcastle’s St James’ Park
Yesterday a lot of you had great fun thinking up a name for Tottenham’s new stadium.
Today it’s the turn of Newcastle United, a club which attracts even more ridicule than Spurs. Owner Mike Ashley – a sort of real-life Peter Griffin – has not only taken the club off the market, he’s announced that the club will be “welcoming offers for the stadium naming rights next season”.
Really? I’d understand if Newcastle were planning to move into a new stadium, but to rename St James’ Park… poor Bobby Robson must be spinning around already.
Anyway, money talks etc. and Newcastle will do whatever it takes to get back into the Prem, even if that means selling out – they wouldn’t be the first club to sell out either.
So… time for you lot to think of a suitably amusing name for the all-new St James’.
My suggestion: The Newcastle Brown King Kevin Keegan Palace of Shattered Dreams. It has a ring to it, no?
Now let’s hear your ideas…
Oh, by the way, a few of my favourite names you suggested for Tottenham’s new Lane:
The Chicken Cottage Cauldron (‘B’)
Lasagne Lane (‘Patrick Vieira’)
The Ashburton Grove Sewage Treatment Plant (‘Austingunner’)
The Mansion (‘Spurzfan’)
La Stadia de TK Maxx (‘Up the Spurs’)
In seriousness, The Mansion isn’t so bad. In jest, I bow to Austingunner’s effort.
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12 monkeys
spurs no comparison as levy makes good the new stadium
newcastle fans should not allow the change of name unles they build new stadium…..
who ate all the money
simply
the Mike Ashley memorial stadium
ASHLEY AND CO. MUST GO PARK……………fuck off ashley you cockney cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rename st james’ park you london poofter!!!!!!!!! FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!
how about the ‘$old down the Tyne stadium’
Greggs Stadium
Sid james park its real carry on
Fat Cockney bastard stadium of shite
St Mary,s Girls School
call it the porky pies stadium
What a shite thread from a closset gooner no doubt, You ask for people to suggest naming rights to the bar codes ground & then procced to show replys to the new Spurs ground’s proposed new name ! Mock as much as you like, The spurs ground will be the best stadium in Europe bar none, even cashburton sludge the pikeys use now……..Laughable ?………..dont make me laugh.
Simply call it ‘Mike Ashley’, so that when we get a Middle-Eastern takeover in the summer, we can rearrange the same letters to read ‘Sheik My Ale’…
The Aldi Barcode Superstore?
The DFS Stadium? (cos the sale’s been going on forever)
The Joey Barton Institute of Higher Learning?
Newcastle United Majestic Palace of Tyneside Yawns (or N.U.M.P.T.Y.)?
Fortress of London-Owned Tyneside Sparrows And Magpies (or F.L.O.T.S.A.M.)?
The Messiah Park
Porky Pies Stadium is my fav !
Primark Palace- just like the real thing, only cheaper.(and slightly inferior quality, and often reduced to clear) oh and usually frequented by chavs and those clinging on to the bottom of the social ladder for dear life.
i have it people…get ready…THE CHERYL COLE ARENA…what do you think?
“Zebra-Striped Home of the Jobless Masses”
One can only hope…
the back door beauty saloon
but I like the cheryl cole idea (it’s quite the same anyway)
Messiah Stadium!
-the Jobcentre Stadium
-the Lexis Nexis Arena (To accomodate Joey Barton’s legal fees)
-the Paul McKenna Ground (crowd delusion, etc)
Serengeti fat zebra reserve.
northern cocks stadium
The Zebra Crossing
The Barcode Arena
The Convicts Cage
or
Past Prime Park
wow, I cant believe all the stupid names people are coming up with. can you imagine if a football stadium really was called a ridiculous name like the Emirates or the Reebok??
Strawberry Lane Stadium
The Comedy Club is an appropiate name becuase Newcastle are a joke ,or The Table becuase of the number of fat bastards that gather around .
HURELIO GOMES is the best keeper in the world , bet u silly newcie fans wish u had the best keeper in the world . SPURS RULE , CREDIT ASHLEY FOR DOING GODS WORK (DESTROYING NEWCASTLE UTD )
Food Court
It should be called the “Kevin Keegan and the Amazing Technicolour Dream Stadium”.
Because that’s kind of how he sees Newcastle.
Commentators would have to shorten it to The Kevin, as in… “There’s been a goal at The Kevin…”
The San Giro
The Theatre of Screams
Oh, gold star to Dellboy. Superb!
The Fat Zero instead of the San Siro
The Liddle Dome
Barcode Stadium
Seems It Needs Keen Investement Not Geordies Saying Howay International Park – S.I.N.K.I.N.G. S.H.I.P.
The Lidl Shop of Horrors
Arena of Sweaty, Bellies-Out, Laughably Ambitious Newcastle Dreamers (A.S.B.O.L.A.N.D.)
cheryl cole stadium
How about all cockneys are soft pricks & should fuck off back to their smoke filled, hooker infested little shit box city????