Transfers & Rumours
Transfer Rumours: Football is awash with gossip, hogwash, tittle tattle and rumours and we’ll dutifully round them all up here for you and assess them in our own wry, irreverent way.
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Done Deal? New York City FC Hastily Delete Andrea Pirlo’s Profile From Club Website After Jumping The Gun Slightly
July 1st, 2015
MLS
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Transfer Balls: Man City Miss Out On Pogba And De Bruyne, Benteke Desperate For Liverpool Move, Chelsea Bid £8m For Begovic
July 1st, 2015
Aston Villa
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Samuel Eto’o Saves Time Saying Goodbye To Sampdoria By Just Copy And Pasting His Entire Everton Farewell Letter
June 30th, 2015
Everton
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Gervinho’s Move To Abu Dhabi Club Collapses Over ‘Obscene Demands’ For Helicopter And Private Beach
June 30th, 2015
Arsenal
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Official: Petr Cech Writes Personal Letter Thanking Roman Abramovich After Completing Arsenal Transfer
June 29th, 2015
Arsenal
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Transfer Balls: Arsenal Splurge £21m On Vidal, Liverpool Claim Clyne, Juventus Ogle Oscar
June 29th, 2015
Arsenal
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Tottenham Fan Reports Paulinho’s Unwarranted £30k Pay Rise To Barclays Bank As ‘Fraudulent Activity’
June 27th, 2015
Funnies
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Transfer Balls: Man City Do Deal For Delph, Newcastle Mad For Mitrovic, Sunderland Focus On Lens
June 27th, 2015
Arsenal
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Official: Carlos Tevez Returns To Boca Juniors And Where His Heart Does Lie
June 27th, 2015
Newsnow
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Busted Flush: Corinthians ‘Praying Day And Night’ They’ll Be Able To Sell Former Prodigy Alexandre Pato
June 26th, 2015
FAIL
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‘We Will Not Tolerate It’ – FSV Mainz To Offload Gonzalo Jara Over ‘Disgusting’ Copa America Oil Check Antics
June 26th, 2015
Bundesliga
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Transfer Balls: Man Utd Seal Deal For Schneiderlin, Liverpool Hell-Bent On Benteke, Arsenal In For Arturo Vidal
June 26th, 2015
Arsenal
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Official: Everton Sign Gerard Deulofeu From Barcelona In £4.25m Bargain Deal
June 25th, 2015
Barcelona
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We’ll Get Right-Back To You: Southampton Accept Liverpool’s £12.5m Bid For Nathaniel Clyne
June 25th, 2015
Liverpool
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Transfer Balls: Man Utd & Arsenal Circle For Schneiderlin, Real Madrid Keen On Koscielny, Chelsea Reel In Rehman
June 25th, 2015
Arsenal
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Gird Your Loins, Robert Huth Is Bringing The Sexy Times Back To Leicester City
June 25th, 2015
Leicester City
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Official: Liverpool Complete £29m Deal For Roberto Firmino
June 24th, 2015
Liverpool
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Transfer Balls: Di Maria Destined For Bayern (Or Barcelona), Newcastle Thwarted Over Thauvin, Arsenal Miss Out On Martinez
June 24th, 2015
Arsenal
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Transfer Balls: Arsenal In For Aubameyang, Liverpool Follow Up On Firmino, Man Utd Set For £150m Quadruple Splurge
June 23rd, 2015
Arsenal
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MLS: Andrea Pirlo Agrees ‘Megadeal’ To See Out His Footballing Days At New York City FC
June 22nd, 2015
MLS
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Transfer Balls: Man Utd Reel In ‘Unhappy’ Ramos, Liverpool Bid For Bacca, Southampton Schmooze Austin
June 22nd, 2015
Chelsea
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Transfer Balls: Man City Meet £50m Asking Price For Sterling, Man Utd Sweet For Schweinsteiger, Chelsea Going For A(lex) Song
June 21st, 2015
Arsenal
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Done Deal: Tottenham Sign Kieran Trippier From Burnley On Five-Year Deal (Photo)
June 19th, 2015
Burnley
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Transfer Balls: Aguero Staying With Man City, Witsel Headed For Chelsea, Illarramendi Set For Liverpool
June 19th, 2015
Arsenal
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Done Deal: Southampton Sign Right-Back Cedric Soares From Sporting, Nathaniel Clyne Free To Toddle Off?
June 18th, 2015
Newsnow