Transfers & Rumours
Transfer Rumours: Football is awash with gossip, hogwash, tittle tattle and rumours and we’ll dutifully round them all up here for you and assess them in our own wry, irreverent way.
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Transfer Balls: Manchester United Are Buying Ronaldo And Bale For £157m In A Human Centipede Of News
May 22nd, 2015
Man Utd
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Arsenal Can Lure Raheem Sterling By Targeting Agent Aidy Ward’s King-Sized Ego
May 22nd, 2015
Arsenal
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Transfer Balls: Man Utd Sweet On Schweini, Lamela The Fella For Juventus, Liverpool’s Lucas Eyed By Inter
May 22nd, 2015
Arsenal
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Barcelona Want Arsenal’s Aaron Ramsay For £50m As Abou Diaby Returns To Football
May 21st, 2015
Arsenal
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Official: Xavi Signs For Qatari Club Al Sadd On Two-Year Deal, Catalan Hair Gel Salesmen Mourn In Unison
May 21st, 2015
Barcelona
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Agent Claims £900k-A-Week Won’t Keep Raheem Sterling At Liverpool, Calls Jamie Carragher A ‘Knob’
May 21st, 2015
Liverpool
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Chelsea Will Make Walcott And Oxlade-Chamberlain Into ‘Top Players’ But Only If Cech Signs For Arsenal
May 21st, 2015
Arsenal
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Transfer Balls: Chelsea & Man City Going For A Song, Hummels Pummels Man Utd Move, Liverpool Vie For Vidal
May 21st, 2015
Bundesliga
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Transfer Balls: Manchester United’s Raheem Sterling Bid Is Only About The Money
May 21st, 2015
Liverpool
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Media Balls: Paul Pogba’s Fee Tumbles In The Tabloids As Chelsea And Manchester United Watch With Interest
May 20th, 2015
Chelsea
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Transfer Balls: Pep ‘Demands’ Raheem Sterling Replaces Ribery, Chelsea Eye Ibrahimovic, Man Utd Sound Out Cillesen
May 20th, 2015
Aston Villa
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Done Deal: ‘Chelsea Melon’ Scott Sinclair Leaves Man City For New Dawn At Aston Villa
May 20th, 2015
Aston Villa
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‘A Beautiful P***y But It Doesn’t Get Me Horny’ – Antonio Cassano Snubs Juventus With Least Poetic Metaphor Imagineable
May 19th, 2015
Serie A
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Blackpool Release 17 Players In One Fell Swoop, Left With Just 10 Players Under Contract
May 19th, 2015
Blackpool
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Transfer Balls: Arsenal Move For Milner, Bayern Bid £100m For Hazard, Liverpool Dig Deep for Dzeko
May 19th, 2015
Arsenal
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Raheem Sterling Quits Liverpool To Spend Time With His Money
May 19th, 2015
Liverpool
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Predictable: Raheem Sterling Asks To Leave Liverpool
May 18th, 2015
Liverpool
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Wonderkid Watch: Arsenal Sign 11-Year-Old Charlie Patino
May 18th, 2015
Arsenal
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Transfer Balls: Chelsea Yearn For Yaya, Bournemouth Longing For Lambert, Liverpool Jostle For Jovetic
May 18th, 2015
Birmingham City
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Manchester United: David De Gea Knows That In Real Madrid You Win Even When You Lose
May 18th, 2015
Man Utd
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Steven Gerrard Can’t Wait To Escape The Liverpool Fishbowl For Life In LA
May 17th, 2015
Liverpool
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Arsenal Need A Big Cech To Replace Szczesny And The Accountant
May 17th, 2015
Arsenal
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Man Utd: David De Gea’s Move To Real Madrid Exposes What They’ll Be Missing
May 16th, 2015
Man Utd
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Here’s Why Arsenal Are The Real Champions League Winners This Year
May 15th, 2015
Arsenal
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Why Man Utd Would Be Mad To Buy Harry Kane From Tottenham (For £40m Or Otherwise)
May 15th, 2015
Man Utd