By Chris Wright
Obligatory angel wings? Check.
Columns of Daily Telegraph font? Check.
Various assortment of skulls and stars? Check.
Colourful little doodles of several pairs of Nike trainers? Checkmate.
With his body now looking distinctly similar to the inside front cover of my jotter at Junior School, Marco Materazzi aired his new (at least we think they’re new) ink during a training session ahead of Inter’s Champions League game with Schalke yesterday – three pairs of Nike Air Jordan 1 sneaks tattooed on his upper arm.
Why? Because he bloody loves Space Jam, that’s why.
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