Sunderland
Darren Bent chooses FIFA over Pro Evo
October 25th, 2009Sunderland striker turns his back on PES 2010
Darren Bent taunts Liverpool fans with Twitter update
October 19th, 2009Sunderland striker rubs it in
Who threw the red beach ball that cost Liverpool the game v Sunderland? Pies has the answer…
October 19th, 2009New evidence comes to light after Sunderland v Liverpool goal fiasco
In photos: Sunderland 1-3 Chelsea
August 19th, 2009Chelsea have six points out of six and yet they have stuttered in beating Hull and Sunderland - God help their rivals if they start playing to their potential. Darren Bent put Sunderland ahead last night to fuel hopes of a minor shock, but Chelsea got their act together in the second half. The visitors’ fightback [...]
Let’s all laugh at… Chelsea’s players walking to the Stadium of Light
August 19th, 2009Not sure why Chelsea’s bus didn’t make it all the way into the Stadium of Light. Perhaps their driver is Deco’s dad and the little Portuguese playmaker was embarrassed: “Drop me off here Dad, I’ll walk the rest of the way. Pick me up later, same place at 10…” Always good to see professional footballers [...]
Darren Bent unveiled at Sunderland, admits Twitter tantrum “did the trick”
August 6th, 2009“Do I wanna go Hull City NO. Do I wanna go stoke NO do I wanna go sunderland YES so stop f****** around levy.” Dazza Bent’s already infamous Tweet seems to have had a positive effect. The striker did get his “dream” move to Mackemland, and so avoided a one-way trip to hell Hull/Stoke. And [...]
Peter Crouch to Sunderland. Or Fulham. Er, and Spurs are interested too
July 15th, 2009Crouchinho, an artist’s impression… @ Fulham: @ Sunderland: @ Spurs: (Yes, my PhotoShop skills are strong today.) I’ve read reports that Sunderland have agreed a £12m fee with Pompey for Crouchy. I’ve also heard that the player himself would rather go to Fulham or Spurs, but that Fulham might not be able to match his [...]
Transfer Roulette: Predict where Franck Ribery, David Villa, Carlos Tevez and co. will end up next season
June 17th, 2009Place your bets… All bets are off on Kaka and Cristiano Ronaldo, but there are still many star names whose futures remain unclear. Join Pies for a game of Transfer Roulette:
Head v heart: your relegation predictions, please…
May 22nd, 2009Who do you want to go down? And who do you think will go down? “Ah, I’ve made a right balls-up of this…” West Brom (definitely) and Boro (99% certain) are down, but which one from Newcastle Utd, Hull City and Sunderland will join them in the Championship next season? Vote after the jump…
Six Premier League players who don’t deserve to go down
May 20th, 2009Boo, life’s not fair Happier days for West Brom’s skipper 1. Jonathan Greening (West Bromwich Albion) West Brom’s bearded captain, who never quite made the grade at Man Utd, has been the driving force for his team this season. His mental strength is admirable (his head rarely drops), and he can play a bit too. [...]
Premocracy: should Man Utd play a weaker team against Middlesbrough?
May 2nd, 2009Man Utd play Boro this lunchtime, but it won’t be a full-strength United who run out at the Riverside. Alex Ferguson has said he will rotate his squad, so one of Cristiano Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney will be absent from the starting XI, possibly both. Kiko Macheda might start in Ronaldo’s place, for example.
Roy Keane: collector of footballers
August 22nd, 2008Come to Wearside, my pretties
These days Roy Keane and Sunderland seem to be taking a Panini sticker approach to the transfer market (“got, got, got, need, got”). Either that or they have drafted in Barry Fry to work behind the scenes because the Black Cats seem to be assembling a HUGE squad. If you believe the papers, there is barely a footballer in the Northern Hemisphere who Collector Keane hasn’t got an eye on. And if they are Irish that’s even better.
Rumours: Silvestre to Arsenal, Ivanovic to quit Chelsea, Fraizer Campbell back to Hull
August 20th, 2008Who’s going where, and who’s not going anywhere… Baked-bean head Mikael Silvestre was reportedly undergoing a medical at Man City when he was informed that Arsene Wenger wished to sign him. ‘Silvestre immediately abandoned the medical and hurtled down the M1 to meet Gunners boss Wenger and discuss terms,’ The Sun claims. Hope he stuck [...]
Top 10 summer signings in the Premier League
August 5th, 2008Who’s done the best business in the off-season? Here’s who… 10 Brad Friedel (Blackburn to Aston Villa) He’s not far off 40 years old, but Hellboy is still one of the best ‘keepers around. The rest of the list after the jump…
Gallery: Top 10 photos from the weekend’s friendly matches
August 4th, 2008The best pics from the weekend’s friendly action
Photos: Top 10 summer signings in pre-season action for their new clubs, part 2
July 31st, 2008More pics of new boys (check out part one) Click on the image below to launch the gallery…
FAIL: Even poor African children snub Sunderland
July 29th, 2008Something about seeing the words “Reg Vardy” in this environment made me laugh Childish, yes. Funny, ditto.
Football shorts: Will Ferrell loves Chelsea, condoms for sock ties, Tainio to Sunderland, Andy Johnson to Fulham?
July 24th, 2008Thursday’s loveliest links WIll Ferrell hearts Chelsea The American funny man was spotted on Jon Stewart’s Daily Show (there to promote new movie Step Brothers) wearing a Chelsea shirt. Go figure. [Unprofessional Foul] Safe soccer Some Cape Town footballers are putting condoms on their feet, so that their socks can stay up longer during matches. [...]
Euro 2008/Premier League Matchmaker: 20 new players for the Premier League
July 2nd, 2008Finding the Lonely Hearts of Euro 2008 the perfect home in the Premier League
Arsenal – Artur Boruc
Poland’s keeper was in top form during the competition and a move to a top four club could be enough to tempt him away from Celtic. The Gunners – with Jens Lehmann on his way out – could be interested.



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