Pies’ 2016 Christmas Football Gift Guide, No.18: Official Zenit St. Petersburg Loose-Leaf Tea

Chris Wright

23rd, December 2016

Given that it’s now Christmas Eve Eve, you’re pretty much bang out of luck if you’re still scrabbling around for the ideal football-themed present.

However, Pies are nothing if not committed to this Christmas Gift Guide, so we’re still going to bung you a few last-minute (i.e, hopelessly late) pointers.

To that end, how about some official Zenit St. Petersburg loose-leaf tea?

It’s also available in three exotic flavours – ‘Hulk’, ‘Yuri Lodygin’ or ‘Javi Garcia’, all of which come in at an entirely reasonable 250 rubles per canister from Zenit’s official store


Perfect for dipping your official Zenit cookies in…


An extra 699 rubles in case you were wondering.

Pies’ 2016 Christmas Football Gift Guide…

No.1: Yeovil Town Cigarette Lighter
No.2: Hartlepool United Temporary Sailor Tattoos
No.3: FC Zurich Replacement Sink Plug
No.4: Fiorentina Paperclips
No.5: LA Galaxy ‘Stretcher Cart’ Building Block Set
No.6: Feyenoord Post-It Notes
No.7: Borussia Monchengladbach Bucket
No.8: Montpellier Board Game
No.9: Arsenal Tic Tac-Style Mints
No.10: Aberdeen Bag For Life
No.11: AC Milan Bingo Set
No.12: Huddersfield Town E-Cigarette
No.13: Cameron Jerome Mug Coasters (Set Of 4)
No.14: Malmo FF Tartan Bow-Tie
No.15: Sheffield United SIM Card
No.16: Athletic Bilbao Plasters
No.17: Boca Juniors Chest Of Drawers

This way for more Christmas gift ideas from Pies’ groaning archives.

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