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Shit lookalike: Brad Friedel and Ron Perlman

July 30th, 2007

A bit obscure unless you’re into comic book adaptations like Blade 2 or Hell Boy. Both films featured the Holllywood actor, Ron Perlman, but if he can’t make the next sequel then we’re sure former US and Blackburn goalkeeper, Brad Friedel, would be the perfect substitute

Blackburn want Santa Cruz

July 25th, 2007

Blackburn are trying to bolster their front line by bringing in Roque Santa Cruz from Bayern Munich.

Bobble puts Blackburn in control of Intertoto tie

July 23rd, 2007

Blackburn’s quest for Uefa Cup football is going to plan as they took a 0-2 lead in the first-leg of their Intertoto Cup tie with FK Vetra. Benni McCarthy gave Rovers the lead on 29 minutes, but it was Matt Derbyshire’s 25-yard strike with 10 minutes to play which put them in a dominant position. Keeper Vaidas Zutautas and a bobble on the pitch in front of him can take some of the credit though!

The Daily Snapshot

May 11th, 2007

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Classic Moment: Stan Collymore hits Tim Flowers’ divot

May 10th, 2007

This classic goalkeeping howler sees Blackburn Rovers keeper Tim Flowers being undone by his own vandalism. Stan Collymore’s daisy-cutter hits the stud marks Flowers has put on the pitch to help him with his angles.

Pub quiz ammo: which Premiership players have been relegated with four different clubs?

May 8th, 2007

72237496.jpgIf, during a Premiership relegation battle, you look around the dressing room and see any of the following players, ask for a transfer immediately because you’re going down:

FA Cup semi final review: Watford 1-4 Man Utd, Chelsea 2-1 Blackburn (aet)

April 16th, 2007

So the FA will be happier than Larry this morning. They got the showpiece final they wanted for the new Wembley. No surprise that Watford couldn’t match Man U’s firepower (although they put up a good fight), but Blackburn really made Chelsea sweat; the Blues won out after extra time, causing Roman Abramovich to fall [...]

Man Utd v Chelsea or Watford v Blackburn – what’s your dream FA Cup final?

April 13th, 2007

The FA must be dying to see England’s two best teams (Man Utd and Chelsea) grace the new Wembley, and I wasn’t surprised to see the semi-final draw keep the pair apart. Scott Murray, writing in today’s Guardian sports blog, claims that he wants nothing more than a gloriously unfashionable Blackburn v Watford final. It’s [...]

FA to blame for poor FA Cup semi final ticket sales?

April 13th, 2007

Watford are reported to still have 1,500 unsold tickets for Saturday’s semi-final against Man Utd at Villa Park, whilst Blackburn and Chelsea, who meet at Old Trafford on Sunday at 4pm, have both failed to sell 8,000 tickets of their allocations. The FA has come in for criticism for its choice of venue, but, as [...]

Rio Ferdinand merks female Man Utd fan

April 2nd, 2007

She got merk’d! To be fair to Rio, he did apologise and then gave the woman his shirt after the game.

THE VOTE Were Blackburn Rovers’ fans wrong to boo Lucas Neill?

March 19th, 2007

West Ham defender Lucas Neill has complained about the ‘disgusting’ treatment he received on his return to Ewood Park: ‘Five-and-a-half years at the club, 100 per cent commitment, I’ve never gone to the papers, never complained about anything and then, when I want to further myself for my own personal benefit, whether it be backwards, [...]

Robbie Savage taunted by darts fans

March 16th, 2007

‘Who are ya?!’ Fair play to Savage for standing up and taking the joke. I don’t know why the darts players had to stop for the noise – they spend their whole lives playing in pubs! [As spotted on The Offside]

Obscene season ticket prices to be slashed?

February 26th, 2007

News reaches us that Premiership chairmen are going to be forced into cutting ‘obscene’ ticket prices because fans have just about had enough of being the victims of daylight robbery every weekend, and as a result, football has reached a tipping point. Two top-flight chairmen have expressed the same view, both of whom predict price [...]

Kit Parade: Bayer Leverkusen

February 14th, 2007

Blackburn‘s Uefa Cup opponents Bayer Leverkusen favour this little red number from the house of Adidas. The kit is similar in style to the Germany national kit. The hand that appears to be groping the wearer’s left breast belongs to energy company RWE. You can buy the kit from Kitbag for £44.99 by clicking here. [...]

Blackburn’s Ryan Nelsen gets his arse drilled

February 1st, 2007

Blackburn Rovers skipper Ryan Nelsen has revealed that only allowing a surgeon to take a drill to his backside put an end to his nine-month injury layoff. In what sounds like a fairly gruesome procedure, the 29-year-old had his buttock sliced open and holes drilled in a bone so that his hamstring could be reattached. [...]

Horror Hair – Noel Brotherston

January 26th, 2007

We’re in the middle of a ginger afro fetish at the moment at Pies. There have been a few over the years, but surely no-one can match the mighty bonce of Noel Brotherston. Noel was a tricky winger, and graced the flanks of Spurs, Blackburn Rovers, Bury, and Scarborough, and won 27 international caps for [...]

Pub Debate: Would you go for Champions League football and a top four club, or double your money for a relegation scrap?

January 23rd, 2007

Lucas Neill has decided on the latter. Despite interest from Barcelona after his impressive World Cup and a contract on the table from Liverpool, Neill has made the distinctly sideways move from Blackburn Rovers to West Ham. The reason? If we are to believe the rumours the Hammers will be paying the Australian international £60,000 [...]

Free travel to football matches

January 22nd, 2007

Fans who have experienced the thrill of an away match will know how addictive it is. The trip down, the pre-match pints in a strange pub, being in a strange ground. It’s like a holiday with a football match stuck in the middle of it! However, loads give it a wide berth because they can’t [...]

Cult hero: Mark Hughes

January 17th, 2007

When people look back on great players, one name is often omitted. That name is Mark Hughes. ‘Sparky’ had spells at Barca (where they called him Leslie), Bayern as well as spells at Everton, Chelsea, Southampton and Blackburn. However, it’s his time at ManYoo where he’ll be remembered best for his explosive finishes… and curly [...]

Souness confirms bid of £20m for Wolves

January 9th, 2007

When I heard that Graham Souness was to take control of Wolves, I naturally thought it would be something like a fight to the death with an entire pack. Well, it isn’t. Old pig heart, Graeme Souness, has claimed that he’s made a £20m bid to take control of Wolves, despite the club denying the [...]

Rapper The Game is a Blackburn Rovers fan

December 19th, 2006

Rapper The Game supports Blackburn Rovers and is apparently planning to watch his team play next year. The Los Angeles-born artist, famous as much for his feud with 50 Cent as for his Grammy-nominated album, has revealed he has a soft spot for the Lancashire side. I’m not sure why exactly he supports Rovers, but [...]

Spurs to play behind closed doors and other UEFA Cup news

December 15th, 2006

Tottenham have been drawn against Feyenoord in the last 32 of the Uefa Cup – a repeat of the 1974 final that the Dutch side won 4-2 on aggregate, but may not be able attend the away match. The Uefa Cup game could be held behind closed doors because of possible disciplinary action against the [...]

Lord Stevens to name innocent clubs?

November 9th, 2006

Lord Stevens is being urged to name innocent clubs today that are not involved in his bungs investigation. Several club chairmen will put their case at a meeting today, arguing that their clubs have been tainted by accusations after Lord Stevens announced that there were a total of eight clubs and 39 deals under investigation. [...]

Newcastle drawn in Uefa Cup Group of Death

October 3rd, 2006

The draw for the group stages of this season’s Uefa Cup has just been made, and the remaining British clubs all face tricky assignments. Newcastle Utd have been drawn in the toughest group, Group H, along with Palermo (who demolished West Ham), Celta Vigo (solid Spanish team), Fenerbahce (always a tough place to visit) and [...]

Wayne Rooney decks a drunken Michael Gray over Colleen insults

September 8th, 2006

Wayne Rooney floored Blackburn Rovers defender Michael Gray (pictured) with one punch at a Manchester nightclub after one too many suggestive comments about his fiancee Colleen McLoughlin. The Sun reports that Rooney – who was set for a career in boxing if he hadn’t made the grade as a footballer – did not even stand [...]