Hardmen

• Hard Case: Emile Mpenza Set To Take Legal Action Against Paul Sturrock Over ‘Imaginary’ Viagra Tale September 21st, 2016 Hardmen
• Bosnian ‘Keeper Bego Hidic Shown Red Card For Exposing Penis To Jeering Supporters September 19th, 2016 Hardmen
• Hard Truth: Paul Sturrock Reveals Emile Mpenza Once Missed Plymouth Training Because His Viagra Hadn’t Worn Off September 16th, 2016 Football League
• Ex-Arsenal Winger Gervinho Sent Off For Dreadful Double-Stamp In Chinese Super League (Video) August 22nd, 2016 Arsenal
• Aston Villa: Stiliyan Petrov Returns To First-Team Training Four Years After Leukaemia Diagnosis (Photo) June 29th, 2016 Aston Villa
• ‘It’s Finally Happening!’ – Ex-Germany Goalkeeper Tim Wiese Accepts Formal Offer To Join WWE June 8th, 2016 Bundesliga
• Cesc Fabregas Accused Of Sparking Chelsea-Tottenham Fracas By ‘Slapping Several Players In The Balls’ May 4th, 2016 Chelsea
• Welsh Premier League: Mass Brawl Breaks Out After Cefn Druids Player Leaps Over Railing To Scuffle With Caernarfon Town Fans (Videos) May 1st, 2016 Hardmen
• ‘I’m Very Excited’ – Stiliyan Petrov Is Serious About Coming Out Of Retirement To Play For Aston Villa Again Next Season April 26th, 2016 Aston Villa
• Vinnie Jones To Play Ex-Leicester Manager Nigel Pearson In ‘Jamie Vardy: The Movie’ April 13th, 2016 Hardmen
• Plonker: Distraught Arsenal Supporter Picks Fight With West Ham’s Teddy Bear Mascot (Video) April 11th, 2016 Arsenal
• Red Mist: Peeved PSV Defender Santiago Arias Puts Fist Through Glass Window After Being Sent-Off (Video) April 10th, 2016 Hardmen
• Yoink: Leicester Defender Robert Huth Has Shirt Pulled Completely Off His Back By Scott Dann (Video) March 19th, 2016 Crystal Palace
• ‘He’s A Thug’ – Ex-Referee Howard Webb Tears Into Marouane Fellaini After Man Utd Clash With Liverpool (Video) March 18th, 2016 Hardmen
• Fight Fight Fight! Russian Second Tier Clash Descends Into Mass Brawl (Video) March 16th, 2016 Hardmen
• ‘I Sell Insurance’ – Ex-Liverpool ‘Keeper Pegguy Arphexad Finally Denies Rumours He Became A Porn Star After Retiring From Football March 16th, 2016 Hardmen
• ‘He Was Amazing’ – Paul Ince Reckons Stig Inge Bjornebye Was The Best Player He Played With At Liverpool March 8th, 2016 Hardmen
• Retro Football: John ‘Fash The Bash’ Fashanu Discusses His Martial Arts Expertise (Video) March 4th, 2016 Hardmen
• German Club SV Sandhausen Join Forces With ‘Eco-Friendly’ Brothel, Offer Fans Discount Rates March 2nd, 2016 Hardmen
• Chelsea: Roy Keane Reveals Just How He’d Deal With ‘Spoilt Child’ Eden Hazard – No Prizes For Guessing… February 18th, 2016 Chelsea
• Danny Mills Straight Up Accuses Robert Pires Of Introducing Diving To English Football February 16th, 2016 Arsenal
• Real Madrid Nutbasket Pepe Shows His Rarely-Seen Romantic Side For Valentine’s Day (Video) February 12th, 2016 Hardmen
• Southampton: Maya Yoshida Politely Requests Victor Wanyama Apologises For West Ham Red Card With Krispy Kreme Donuts February 8th, 2016 Hardmen
• On This Day In 2002: Jamie Carragher Throws Coin Back Into Crowd As Red Mist Descends In Stormy FA Cup Clash Between Arsenal And Liverpool (Video) January 27th, 2016 Arsenal
• ‘I Imagine She’s Full Of Mischief’ – Graeme Souness Reveals He Often Fantasises About Drinking Gin & Tonic With The Queen January 26th, 2016 Hardmen